Attracting IMH
Woah, i really really can;t stand it when i board the MRT or BUS nowadays. The reason? Not beacuse of the Kiasu people or the disgusting people who digs thier noses or people with BO or people who listens to loud music or people with disgusting HP ring tones. But mental people!! It seems that i tend to attract this group of people around me when i board the public transport. Super irritating. Yeah i know im being mean and heartless..but i cannot stand them la. In one month i already encountered 3 incidents and the stories are as follows
Story 1: The fainting Spell
There was this uncle, age maybe 50 or 55 , like all old singaporen uncles, they wear brown or grey clothes and Goldlion pants. Nothing unusal there, so i stand oppsite of him . We both were standing beside the MRT door. I was leaning on the glass door , listening to my MP3 like most teens do. Then this Uncle opporsite of my started shivering, then making weird noises somthing like arh, ARH! HRk ARH!! then he started to faint, dizzy and he drops to his kness and slivering badly. At 1st i thought got some kind of disease on the MRT and i will finally get affected by somthing fatal thus no need to go NS. Hiaz too bad for me. Even more bad for the uncle oppsite of me. Everyone on the train was just looking at him, no one helped. Then i as a good samaritan, press the emergency bell, and talked to the train driver about what happened. After the short conversation , he told me to stay put , the station staff will attend to us shortly. As expected, i got lots of stares on the train..wtf..dun want to help still want to stare. So, in order to punish these people, when the train stopped, and the plateform staff approachs the MRT compartment where the fainting uncle was, i just walked out and went all the way to the far back of the train. I wonder what will those staring people on the train say or explain to the station staff .. haha.
Story 2: Itchi Women
Ok this happened , when i was going e-games lan shop to meet wilson and the long awaited dota pal Ryan. So as ususal , i was on the train minding my own business, reading my TA notes for prepration of the TA exam. This middle age women, make up quite think, her skin weather beaten , chinese, cheast flat walked into the train and stand right infront of me , with her back facing me. OK soo..3mins into the ordeal...she started scracthing non-stop, keep scracthing her neck, her arms , her legs, like she kenna rashes like that. Straight away i can tell she is mentally not stable liao. She kept saying in Hokkien why so hot why so hot? Siao one.. the MRT air con was doing fine. But she wasn;t...as she scracth and scracth , my powerful eyes can see the tiny skin flakes floating inthe AIR!!! Omg.. super disgusting.. the 4mins ride to Dover seems like forever. I need to get out badly.
Story 3: The screaming child
This kid, age maybe 6 -7 , chinese male, quite short (maybe im damn tall la) , grey face and yellow plastered skin. Was with his mother as they board the train next to me -_-;.
This youngster would, just walk around the train aimlessly, his mother would always drag him back to her side saying : come here boy in hokkien . Ok.. so this little boy , UNFORTUNATELY wondered to me. When he looked up at me.. he started screaming soo loudly.. omg..those staring ppl again. Not only that i scared i kenna misunderstood...people might think i rape that boy..omg omg.. he kept screaming.., his scream was a A note on the keyboard. Loud and high pitched, irritating and fucking uncalled for. So.. what i did was very expected from the people who know me well. I just ignore. I simply look out at the window , and mentally block myself from all the activities happening around me. The mother rushed to her boy's side , grabbed him by the neck and cover his month with her shirt , to stop him from screaming. After 5mins, the boy stopped screaming, and started laughing, wondering around again in the train. He didnt get a chance to wonder to me again, cause luckly, expo station has just arrived.
After these three incidents, i really dislike boarding public transport, i seem to attract these kind of people around me..very sian u know. Let the ppl from IMH stay in IMH. ok la.. i complain finish liao lol ~ Rex out !
Story 1: The fainting Spell
There was this uncle, age maybe 50 or 55 , like all old singaporen uncles, they wear brown or grey clothes and Goldlion pants. Nothing unusal there, so i stand oppsite of him . We both were standing beside the MRT door. I was leaning on the glass door , listening to my MP3 like most teens do. Then this Uncle opporsite of my started shivering, then making weird noises somthing like arh, ARH! HRk ARH!! then he started to faint, dizzy and he drops to his kness and slivering badly. At 1st i thought got some kind of disease on the MRT and i will finally get affected by somthing fatal thus no need to go NS. Hiaz too bad for me. Even more bad for the uncle oppsite of me. Everyone on the train was just looking at him, no one helped. Then i as a good samaritan, press the emergency bell, and talked to the train driver about what happened. After the short conversation , he told me to stay put , the station staff will attend to us shortly. As expected, i got lots of stares on the train..wtf..dun want to help still want to stare. So, in order to punish these people, when the train stopped, and the plateform staff approachs the MRT compartment where the fainting uncle was, i just walked out and went all the way to the far back of the train. I wonder what will those staring people on the train say or explain to the station staff .. haha.
Story 2: Itchi Women
Ok this happened , when i was going e-games lan shop to meet wilson and the long awaited dota pal Ryan. So as ususal , i was on the train minding my own business, reading my TA notes for prepration of the TA exam. This middle age women, make up quite think, her skin weather beaten , chinese, cheast flat walked into the train and stand right infront of me , with her back facing me. OK soo..3mins into the ordeal...she started scracthing non-stop, keep scracthing her neck, her arms , her legs, like she kenna rashes like that. Straight away i can tell she is mentally not stable liao. She kept saying in Hokkien why so hot why so hot? Siao one.. the MRT air con was doing fine. But she wasn;t...as she scracth and scracth , my powerful eyes can see the tiny skin flakes floating inthe AIR!!! Omg.. super disgusting.. the 4mins ride to Dover seems like forever. I need to get out badly.
Story 3: The screaming child
This kid, age maybe 6 -7 , chinese male, quite short (maybe im damn tall la) , grey face and yellow plastered skin. Was with his mother as they board the train next to me -_-;.
This youngster would, just walk around the train aimlessly, his mother would always drag him back to her side saying : come here boy in hokkien . Ok.. so this little boy , UNFORTUNATELY wondered to me. When he looked up at me.. he started screaming soo loudly.. omg..those staring ppl again. Not only that i scared i kenna misunderstood...people might think i rape that boy..omg omg.. he kept screaming.., his scream was a A note on the keyboard. Loud and high pitched, irritating and fucking uncalled for. So.. what i did was very expected from the people who know me well. I just ignore. I simply look out at the window , and mentally block myself from all the activities happening around me. The mother rushed to her boy's side , grabbed him by the neck and cover his month with her shirt , to stop him from screaming. After 5mins, the boy stopped screaming, and started laughing, wondering around again in the train. He didnt get a chance to wonder to me again, cause luckly, expo station has just arrived.
After these three incidents, i really dislike boarding public transport, i seem to attract these kind of people around me..very sian u know. Let the ppl from IMH stay in IMH. ok la.. i complain finish liao lol ~ Rex out !
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